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I'm a Customer Manager for a Freight Systems company. I thought that I would just share a bit of my 8 hour day;

I have this corrected for you and we are now billing your coll TP account with your xx.x% discount.
I haven't heard back on this one. Will you please let me know if this will be appointed for pickup?
Will you please let me know if we can set this delivery up for an appointment?
Please let me know the pro# when we get this one.
Could we see if we can submit a write off for this one?
This picked up on Pro#xxxxxxxxx and has an ETA to deliver on xx/xx.
Please see the attached BOL and let me know if we can arrange this pickup for today.
We have this appointed for xx/xx and the due date was for yesterday xx/xx.
This one was refused due to damage, may I please have the value and dispo?
I have this corrected per your LOA.
This is shipping to Alaska in error, please see the provided billing instuctions.
Will you please let me know when the consignee has been corrected on this one?
I have Rate Quote #xxxxxxxxxx faxed to you.
Please see the below and let me know if we can get this freight reconsigned per the shippers request.
Will you please see the below email and let me know a dispo on this one?
Per the third party's BOL please use this pickup request as the shipping documents and use this billing per our customer's contract.
I have this following documents faxed to you.
Your fuel surcharge is xx.xx and your total charge is xxx.xx.
I have this corrected. I will be sending your corrected invoice to you shortly.
May I please have the dims on this so I can look into having this reweigh/reclass disputed?
We went and spoke to Bill at the shipper's location. They didn't have the freight packaged.
Will you please let me know when this will be ready for pickup?
Could you look into this and let me know another contact number on this one?
I don't show DR in our system. I will watch this one and fax it to you once it come through.
I have your PO# added per your request.

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Thanks so much for all of your help!!